Every so often, I like to scour my lil Tinder app, as many singles (and some married stupid people) enjoy nowadays.
Trolling for love and murder looking for a date. It’s completely harmless of course. And it passes the time. I’m not gonna lie – I have a friend who met someone amazing on there so maybe I keep it around because I have a small shred of hope left.
Every once in a while, I get a little present, plopped right into my hands. Yesterday, I was given the gift of an opportunity to match up with good ‘ol local George
Oh yeah. Orlando/Sanford’s finest.
I swiped right of course. But then! Gasp! I read that he was shot later that day. Oops. Guess no date will be happening here.
So, my lesson today is clear. Always take your time whilst swiping Tinder. You could make a mistake and miss your fate. Wait is that a Sex and the City quote?! Or maybe just a great blog post story.